CLEAN DECKS WIN WARS — Oversized Tee

It sounds simple. Almost stupid.

Until you’ve lived it.

“Clean Decks Win Wars” is one of those truths you don’t understand until discipline, routine, and repetition become non-negotiable. It’s not about cleanliness — it’s about standards. About doing the small things properly, every time, even when no one’s watching.

The illustration leans into that irony — a skeletal sailor scrubbing deck, long after the lesson should have sunk in. Dark humour. Real meaning.

Printed on a premium oversized tee, this piece is a quiet nod to those who know that wars aren’t won in moments — they’re won in habits.

• 100% carded cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.1 oz. /yd. ² (240 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Boxy, oversized fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Wide neck ribbing
• Tear-away label
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!